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The first casualty of war is innocence. In other words, this game is flippity-floppity hard! Seriously, file this game under ‘Difficult to play/Wish you had a map’. But, if you’re like me, you’d probably just play the title screen for a while. That’s how sweet the song is.

Sorry, for the long wait. I was intent on finding the Paperboy song and it took me awhile. Alas, it was worth it. Thank you, YouTube! I’m posting not only the NES version, but the arcade version, as well.

Thanks:
Doommaster1994 [NES version]
CecilMcW00t [Arcade version]

This song is the ‘Stage 1′ song. I hope you like it, ’cause you’re gonna be hearing a lot of it. This game is pretty hard – I couldn’t get past the first stage. But then again, I’m a dummy.

Ah,… I got the One Man Army achievement. Finally! And it was so easy, too. Which would explain me getting it! Xbox360Achievements.org has a guide to help anyone get those pesky achievements for Grand Theft Auto IV – here’s for the One Man Army:

You have a safe house outside of Middle Park in Algonquin [Playboy X's old home]. Stock up on weapons and ammo (be sure to grab armor), then go to it. You can grab a few big cars for cover, but that’s unnecessary. Shoot a few random civilians to get a cop to appear, then shoot him for 3 stars. A chopper will appear, and you can RPG that down for possibly 4 or 5 stars. Through any means, get 4 or 5 stars, then head inside. Don’t go upstairs, just take cover on the left side (as you enter), at the top of the stairs.

Pick off the cops as they enter the doors to get a 6-star rating. Any method you use to get 6 stars is alright, it’s this part that’s important. Go to the yellow arrow icon to teleport upstairs. You will now be in your loft, and in the search radius, but completely out of reach to the cops. Just hang out for 5 minutes.

I didn’t exactly do that. What I did was: get one star by driving into a cop car, led them on a chase to the safe house and killed them from the stoop, which gave me 3 stars. Then the chopper showed up and I got inside the building. I went to the right where the elevator is (yellow arrow icon), but I didn’t enter it. Now, this was the fun part: shooting whatever came through the front door. I even took out a couple of cars with just my Carbine Rifle. It didn’t take long to get six stars. After I got my lucky six, I headed to the elevator and chilled in the crib, while the cops were trying to figure out how I pulled a David Copperfield on them.

But make sure to stay away from the windows… I had a whirlybird cop take a couple of shots at me. Just crouch behind the kitchen island or stay in the bedroom and you’ll be fine. After the ‘achievement notice’ pops up, save your game by having Niko go to bed. When Niko wakes up, your six stars will be gone.

And chances are, I won’t be playing part 3 either. Don’t get me wrong; I really like the Max Payne franchise (haven’t seen the movie and don’t plan on it), but it will cost a pretty penny – plus, they kind of lost me with part 2. This one, however, looks like something I will embrace and cherish… from afar. Just look at those graphics!

Damn! The graphics are pretty clean. The storyline sounds sweet, too. Take it away, Wikipedia:

According to Rockstar’s Sam Houser, they are starting a new chapter of Max’s life with the game. “This is Max as we’ve never seen him before, a few years older, more world-weary and cynical than ever.” Since the last game, the press release states Max has left New York behind and has “drifted from bad to worse”. The press release then goes on to say Max has been double-crossed in this new city and he is searching for the truth and a way out.

A recent issue of Game Informer has revealed that the story is set 12 years after the last game. Payne has been cut loose from the NYPD, and has moved to São Paulo, Brazil where he’s taken up employment in the private security sector, working for a wealthy local family. Unlike the previous two games, Max Payne 3 takes place outdoors in bright daylight, whereas the past titles took place largely indoors and at night, akin to film noir.

Max Payne 3 will shoot in broad daylight this Winter.

I saw the above video the other day and it inspired me to try to get the ‘One Man Army’ achievement on Grand Theft Auto IV. By coincidence, I had gone to the same Cluckin’ Bell. I assume you’ve figured out that I failed. Yep. I failed big time. I was about two and a half minutes into it; I called Dwayne to get backup and he said he’ll be right over, or his crew will be right over – then I died. Oh, well.

In order to procure the One Man Army achievement, one must withstand five minutes on a six-star wanted level. This is not for the faint of heart. It’s tough! And you have to be quick with your weapons and with tact (i.e. your head).

Here’s what I learned from that ONE experience:

1. Buy all the ammo your weapons can hold [check]
2. Don’t forget the body armor [yep]
3. Pick a spot indoors [uh-huh]
4. Hide behind a wall or duck behind a counter [alright]
5. Always make sure you have a getaway vehicle nearby [okey-dokey]
6. Win the One Man Army achievement [yeah, right]

The hospital is the perfect place for a 6 star shootout. The entrance door acts as a deterrent for bullets. Plus, if you’re quick, you can score some soda from the soda machines to replenish your health.

I guess it’s time to strap up the old boots and cause some fiscally horrendous damage.

Sorry, it took so long to post, but I couldn’t find the song from the game I wanted…but this will do. This one is from Ninja Gaiden (a.k.a. Shadow Warriors).

For lack of a better name, we’ll call it “Stage 1″.

Since it’s a new year (and a late post), I’ll put two up for this month only. But first, a little info about Shadowgate…

Storyline:

As the last of the Line of Kings, only you possess the power to prevent the evil Warlock Lord from raising the Behemoth and unleashing it upon the land. Your quest lies within the Castle Shadowgate with its secret passageways, collapsing floors, and armed creatures. Your courage and wisdom will see you through… but a good sword might be helpful.

–From the NES Shadowgate instruction manual.

This game was known for two things: imminent death and high difficulty. So, if you’re a nerd with a sadist urge for failure, then I suggest you play Shadowgate. I know I will!

Enjoy!

1. Castle Entrance
2. Ending

Rygar had some decent music, but it was “Den of Sagila” that was the ’stand-out’ song of the game.

Do you remember Mortal Kombat 3 for the Super Nintendo? Do you even remember Super Nintendo? Well, that’s ok – we all don’t remember crap from fifteen years ago. But I specifically remembered a quote from the beginning of the game:

Did you get that?
There is no knowledge that is not power.

Crap! This quote confused me like you wouldn’t believe! Only recently (and by recently, I mean four or five years ago) have I figured out what it means: knowledge is power.

They could’ve gone with “Knowledge is power!”, but I think someone used that already…

_Credits:
Image taken from Moby Games

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