death • pop

I saw the above video the other day and it inspired me to try to get the ‘One Man Army’ achievement on Grand Theft Auto IV. By coincidence, I had gone to the same Cluckin’ Bell. I assume you’ve figured out that I failed. Yep. I failed big time. I was about two and a half minutes into it; I called Dwayne to get backup and he said he’ll be right over, or his crew will be right over – then I died. Oh, well.

In order to procure the One Man Army achievement, one must withstand five minutes on a six-star wanted level. This is not for the faint of heart. It’s tough! And you have to be quick with your weapons and with tact (i.e. your head).

Here’s what I learned from that ONE experience:

1. Buy all the ammo your weapons can hold [check]
2. Don’t forget the body armor [yep]
3. Pick a spot indoors [uh-huh]
4. Hide behind a wall or duck behind a counter [alright]
5. Always make sure you have a getaway vehicle nearby [okey-dokey]
6. Win the One Man Army achievement [yeah, right]

The hospital is the perfect place for a 6 star shootout. The entrance door acts as a deterrent for bullets. Plus, if you’re quick, you can score some soda from the soda machines to replenish your health.

I guess it’s time to strap up the old boots and cause some fiscally horrendous damage.

Although, I don’t condone cheating, Mofiki is a cool forum with some macros for MySpace Apps – such as Mobsters, Heros and Rockstars. They contain no spyware or malware – they are 100% clean – and they’re easy to install.

[If you don't know what a 'macro' is, read about it here.]

They go and let the NFL Network make a commercial that uses a cover of Morrissey’s “Everday is Like Sunday”.

Are you kidding me?! That song is too depressing for football! Why couldn’t they use The Replacements’ cover of KISS’ “Black Diamond”? Maybe, because it’s about a prostitute.

Oh, well…who hasn’t whored themselves out to the NFL? Not Morrissey, that’s for sure.

“Mr. Goodell, Gene Simmons is on ‘Line 1′”.